I'm no good.
Just sad, lonely, angry, and lustful.
How do you get back into your syntax professor's...
By saying ‘I will take the ring to Mordor’ when he asks for a volunteer to turn in the anonymous teaching evaluations.
Dress suitably in short skirts and strong boots, leave your jewels in the bank,...– Countess Markievicz, 19th century Irish revolutionary, dispensing eternally relevant fashion advice (via grrrlstudies)
I haven't had a lot of happy feelings lately.
This is kind of the worst.
No good at life, but very funny sometimes with the commentary.– Kurt Vonnegut (via loveyourchaos)
shit shit shit shit shit shit shit
I'm just going to put my worries here so I can go...
[[MORE]] I quit my job without having another one lined up I’m very nearly a pauper I don’t know how to finish my phonology homework Today’s interview wasn’t fantastic
Is it appropriate to include the hash tag #BrunchLife2012 in a tweet to a professor? Because I just did.
Things I want to wear every day
Striped boatnecks Denim shirts Giant neck-brace scarves Desert boots Manly watches For my next trick, I will turn all of this into today’s outfit.