anthonygherkins: If you can’t concentrate in school because the mere sight of a girl’s bare leg is too much of a distraction, you are probably a danger to society tbh
Ok, this is my first time reading Nabokov, and I just want to stop everyone on the street and talk to them about how fucking beautiful and indulgent his prose is.
Some days, you just want to morph into a giant space lion and devour the earth.
the-lonely-scottish-guy: ‘stop being overdramatic’ they say ‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
gabilliamqueen: if i wear an outfit one day and no one important is there to see it did i really wear the outfit
*guzzles gin while reminding myself that it’s summer and everything is going to be fine*
Based on my posts in the past 24 hours, I'd say...
pourituppppp: *seductively slips into existential melancholy*
trynottodrownit: alayna’s in the closet getting dressed singing georgette’s waking-up song from oliver and company and i’m????? every morning. every. god. damn. morning.
whatacatchbillie: [accidentally cares about bands more than education]